POT TV - 3RD KLASS THURSDAY 2NITE at Vapor Central! I got day-drunk watching Olympic hockey so you might hear what I really think of Norwegians at tonight's show (hint: too pretty to be menacing)! On tonight: Alex Wood! Dave Tsonos! Nick Burden! And Tim Golden! So make like a little Norwegian hockey player who blocked a Shea Weber slapper and slide on over to VC, the only spot on Yonge Street where smoking your buds is a good thing! 667 YONGE. 9PM. NO BANANA HAMMOCKS.

POT TV - Mike Rita Tonight, Im guest hosting 3rd Klass thursdays at Vapor Central! It's one of the only venues in the world where you can smoke weed and watch comedy! If you're looking for a new experience or just want to escape the noise, swing by Torontos hidden gem around 9:20PM. Your line-up at 3rd Klass Thursdays 2nite: Tim Nasiopoulos! Mike Mcgregor! Kirk Jorgenson and Vest of Friends!

POT TV - Hunter Collins 3RD KLASS THURSDAY 2nite at Vapor Central! Stop! Collaborate and listen! H is back with a brad new invention: wearing a suit while hosting the show to mask the fact that he's a perverted degenerate! Tonight's comedians - Vapor favorite John Ki! The Phil Hartman of not-currently-on-TV comedy Marc Hallworth! The PEI Delta Heart-Melta Diana Love! And notorious reprobate Josh Infald! So pack your sacks tight and light me dat tonight till you got endo comin' out both endos! 667 YONGE. 9PM. NO HOGWASH.

POT TV - 3RD KLASS THURSDAYS 2nite at Vapor Central! This comedy show must have made love to a Pixar movie about an old man in a balloon house 'cause it's FUCKED UP! Best goddamn sports show funniest line-up right here: Nick Beaton! Ben Miner! Kyle Hickey! Tim Golden! And your guest host, my partner in chron, Mike Rita! Make like Colorado basketball and Denver Nug-It up at VC tonight! 667 YONGE. 9PM. NO GHOST PRANKS.

POT TV - 3RD KLASS THURSDAY 2NITE at Vapor Central! Hey Clownshoes! There's a man-eating tiger lurking in the streets and luckily for you it's allergic to weed and Native bums who hang out in front of McDonald's, so naturally, the safest place to be right now is Vapor Central! Escape feline death and take in a great show hosted by Cal Post! With Marito Antonio Lopez! Mike Rita! And Matt Holmes! Hahahahahahaha! Each one of those "ha's" could be yours! 667 YONGE. 9PM. NO BOGARTAGE.

POT TV - 3RD KLASS THURSDAY 2NITE at Vapor Central! I don't think anyone reads these, so I'm just gonna capitalize buzz-words to attract the stoners. Here goes! Dog jump fruit-bat waterfall head WEED nordic frontal lobe garbanzo ROLLIES cream cremation scepter lava BAG OF GRASS! Appearing nude in a bucket of frogs: John Hastings! Paul Thompson! Patrick Hakeem! Kyle Lucey! And international french fry hulk Heino! So harvest vascular den barley, 'cause GANJA kelp artichoke NUG BONG PUFFIN' KUSH! 667 YONGE. 9PM. NO SMAUGISH.

POT TV - Hunter Collins 3RD KLASS THURSDAY 2NITE at Vapor Central! It might be minus-20 outside but it's plus-420 inside if you get baked till you're chill at VC! Special guest MC K. Trevor Wilson hosts a phresh, phat, completely gellin' line-up that includes Dylan Gott! Dan Bingham! DJ Demers! AndBen Beauchemin! Drop a nug in your snowman pipe and Krazy Karpet down to Vapor Central! 667 YONGE. 9PM. NO FLUMMOXING. Visit Vapor Central's website or in person at 667 YONGE St., Toronto

POT TV - This is the only photographic evidence from last year's EGG NOG FIASCO at Vapor Central. I ate the rest right there at the show. WILL IT HAPPEN AGAIN?! Yo reach, guy and find out! Thursday! 667 YONGE! 9PM! Plus we're giving away 4 pairs of tickets to "Evil Dead the Musical" in Toronto! It's crazy how excited the public is for Vapor Central's 5TH ANNUAL EGG NOG FIASCO! Come watch my nog-filled noggin deteriorate on-stage as it struggles to rap wise with Toronto's best comedians! Come see the in-NOG-ural smoking of the world's first "egg NUG joint"! 9PM at Vapor!