POT TV - 3RD KLASS THURSDAY 2NITE at Vapor Central...Thursday, December 4 at Vapor Central - Local embarrassment Hunter Collins sits on-stage and gets sloppily drunk on 3 liters of egg nog as he brings up a parade of brave comedians to endure his interrupty, noggy wrath! watch as a troubled man steadily degenerates into booze-soaked misanthropy while his guts get infested with nog! The comics keep coming and going, but he never leaves the stage - his demons, however...THE 6TH ANNUAL EGG NOG FIASCO IS COMING!

POT TV - 3RD KLASS THURSDAY 2NITE at Vapor Central Tonight's show is the last one before next week's EGG NOG FIASCO and it's fully loaded like a pizza with all your favorite toppings - KUSHrooms, PAPERoni, POTzzarella, pineapPULL, BUNdried tomaDROs, GREEN peppers, BAKE-on plus a PUFFED crust! Check out this deluxe line-up: Nigel Grinstead! Ashley Moffatt! Joel Buxton! Troy Stark! Jacy Lafontaine! Archi Zuber! Jon Peladeau! And your host, a true fountain of modesty, "Big Game" Hunter "The Draw" Collins!

POT TV - 3RD KLASS THURSDAY 2NITE at Vapor Central it's colder than a witch's tit AND Dracula's dick (and the Creature From the Black Lagoon's poon) out there, but tonight's line-up of comedians is hot, hot, hot; so hot you could light your dab of practically unenjoyable budder off them! The line-up: K Trevor Wilson! Daniel Woodrow! Danny Polishchuck! Dave HetiDave Heti! And Shawn Chahar! And special guest host with the most (waking nightmares) Cal Post! So make like jizz on your mama's leg and "slide down" to VC tonight, where the cookies and the patrons are always freshly baked! 667 YONGE.

POT TV - 3RD KLASS THURSDAY 2NITE at Vapor Central I left my testicles on my patio today and the snow made 'em look like dusty nugs! I have a rich green ball-sack! Strap your snowshoes on and trek over to the comedy show at VC tonight, then use the snowshoes as a bowl - JUST LIKE THE IROQUOIS DID! On tonight's doozie: Jeff Paul! Bryan O'Gorman! Dion Arnold! Chris Robinson! Aaron Weingott! And your host, a true shining example of class and dignity, Hunter "Twat-Gobbler" Collins! So make like a shitty Dwayne Johnson movie and "Run Down" to Vapor Central, where every seat is kushy! 667 YONGE.

POT TV - 3RD KLASS THURSDAY 2NITE at Vapor Central It's DRO-vember, so don't trim your STASH until SPLIFFS-EMBER! Growing and getting hairy onstage we have: Darryl Orr! Marc Hallworth! Christophe Davidson! Noor Kidwai! Jay Freeborn! And your host, The King of Modesty, the most modest man in the world and quite frankly the best, Hunter "I think you know who I am" Collins! So make like a fat guy sleeping on a hill and "roll down" to Vapor Central tonight, where the nugs are always as tight as the hugs! 667 YONGE. 9PM. NO COSTNER.

POT TV - 3RD KLASS THURSDAY 2NITE at Vapor Central Now that reading week is over, it's time to hunker down on WEEDing week! Stop cramming and start CHRONing! Quit writing papers and start ROLLing papers! Forget studying 14th century literature and start GANJA BONG SPLIFF CANNERS! Tonight's line-up: from "X-Men Days of Future Past", Massimo! All the way from New York, Anthony Kapfer! Ottawa's own Nick Burden! And your host, the most modest man in the world and quite frankly the best, Hunter "Front Page News" Collins! So make like a Scorpion special move and "get over here!" 667 YONGE. 9PM.

POT TV - WEEDY WEDNESDAYS at Vapor Central Pro Stand Up Comedy Show Tonight in Toronto , it's guest hosts muthafuckazzz!! K. Trevor Wilson with Kristeen von Hagen, Alex Nussbaum and from our nations capital, Dom Pare!!! This show is so sick, it should be quarantined at the airport for 6 months!!! PLUS cash prize for best pubic hair AND a free bong giveaway!!! It's good to be in Canada. — with Alex Nussbaum and 5 others at Vapor Central!

POT TV - 3RD KLASS THURSDAY 2NITE at Vapor Central Ebola, shmeebola! You can't get Ebola at Vapor Central because weed cures it! Don't believe me? Just visit 420chronictruth.com, they'll tell you it's true! Who needs the C.D.C. when you've got the P.O.T.?! Making with the infectious laughs tonight: Zabrina Chevannes! Sean Emeny! Blayne Smith! Vest of Friends! And your host, the most modest man in the world and quite frankly the best, Hunter "The Draw" Collins! So make like an imminently concussed NHLer and "head down" to VC, where the nugs and the honies are always tiiiiiiiiiight! 667 YONGE.

POT TV - Hosting Back To Back WEEDY WEDNESDAYS & 3RD KLASS THURSDAYS at Vapor Central your host, back for a whack and fresh outta the Pet Sematary, "Festival Favorite" and "International Television Juggernaut(c)", "The King of Modesty", Hunter "The Draw" Collins! Hosting back-to-back nights -Tonight and Thursday- at Vapor Central, which means I'll have inhaled so much secondhand weed this week that by the weekend, my lungs will have grown dreads! Come get your funny-bone's pum-pum mashed!