POT TV - 3RD KLASS THURSDAY 2NITE at Vapor Central it's colder than a witch's tit AND Dracula's dick (and the Creature From the Black Lagoon's poon) out there, but tonight's line-up of comedians is hot, hot, hot; so hot you could light your dab of practically unenjoyable budder off them! The line-up: K Trevor Wilson! Daniel Woodrow! Danny Polishchuck! Dave HetiDave Heti! And Shawn Chahar! And special guest host with the most (waking nightmares) Cal Post! So make like jizz on your mama's leg and "slide down" to VC tonight, where the cookies and the patrons are always freshly baked! 667 YONGE.

POT TV - 3RD KLASS THURSDAY 2NITE at Vapor Central I left my testicles on my patio today and the snow made 'em look like dusty nugs! I have a rich green ball-sack! Strap your snowshoes on and trek over to the comedy show at VC tonight, then use the snowshoes as a bowl - JUST LIKE THE IROQUOIS DID! On tonight's doozie: Jeff Paul! Bryan O'Gorman! Dion Arnold! Chris Robinson! Aaron Weingott! And your host, a true shining example of class and dignity, Hunter "Twat-Gobbler" Collins! So make like a shitty Dwayne Johnson movie and "Run Down" to Vapor Central, where every seat is kushy! 667 YONGE.