POT TV - 3RD KLASS THURSDAY 2NITE at Vapor Central! It's the last comedy show of February - come see the family of Ukrainian gypsies who've built a nest in our vents before Interpol takes them away on the 1st! We're also showing a BRAND NEW and possibly the last set of OFFENSIVE NIKE T-SHIRTS tonight! On the show: drunken birthday monster Jeff Paul! Sarah Donaldson! Sean Lecomber! Dave Martin! TJ Riley! And your host, a man so incredibly modest he hates to talk about it, Hunter "Gift to the Planet" Collins!

POT TV - 3RD KLASS THURSDAY 2NITE at Vapor Central! It's the last comedy show of February - come see the family of Ukrainian gypsies who've built a nest in our vents before Interpol takes them away on the 1st! We're also showing a BRAND NEW and possibly the last set of OFFENSIVE NIKE T-SHIRTS tonight! On the show: drunken birthday monster Jeff Paul! Sarah Donaldson! Sean Lecomber! Dave Martin! TJ Riley! And your host, a man so incredibly modest he hates to talk about it, Hunter "Gift to the Planet" Collins!

POT TV - 3RD KLASS THURSDAY 2NITE at Vapor Central! Happy Chinese New Year, I think (I looked at the front page of a Metro today)! Auld Lang Zhang, nawmean?! So if you want to experience a traditional Chinese celebration, come by tonight's show where we're sparking up a sheep's-worth of CHRONtonese and getting Shang-HIGH (I think it's also sheep year)! Tonight's comedians: Sarah Donaldson! Nick Martinello! Kyle Hickey! Jordan Foisy! And your host, "Modest Gift to the Planet" Hunter Collins! We're showing another hilarious slideshow of new "OFFENSIVE NIKE T-SHIRTS"! 667 YONGE. 9PM. NO MSG..

POT TV - 3RD KLASS THURSDAY 2NITE at Vapor Central! Someone call up Lunette, her fucked-up clown grandma and that jerkoff on the unicycle, 'cause we've got new big comfy couches that seat even more of you sedated maniacs than ever before! Resist the temptation to pass out in public before this eclectic line-up of joketellers: Arthur Simeon! Andrew Barr! Marc Hallworth! Amanda Day! And your host, the last bastion of modesty and a gift to the planet, "International Television Juggernaut" Hunter Collins!